CANIS FAMILIARIS

"A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel."

                                                             - Portuguese Proverb

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail."  

                                                                 ~Fran Lebowitz

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"

                                                            - Dave Barry

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."  

                                                                  ~O.A. Battista

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? " 

                                                                    ~Robert Brault

"I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay.  Come here, Stay."  

                                                       ~Steven Wright

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will

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ore him." 

                                                    ~ Dereke Rita