"A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel."
- Portuguese Proverb
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail."
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? "
"I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will
~ Dereke Rita