"If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them. "
~ Christopher Morley
"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."
~ Chuck Palahniuk
"I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! "
"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. "
“The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.”
~ Clifford Stoll
"Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness."
“If E-mail had been around before the telephone was invented people would have said "hey, forget e-mail - with this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people”